What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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