I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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