Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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