Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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