How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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