You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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