i just wanna soil my oats bro
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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