I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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