He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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