you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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