do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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