im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Girls should come with a carfax report
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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