how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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