All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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