bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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