My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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