i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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