You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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