you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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