My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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