Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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