if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
