Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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