Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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