Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.