By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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