its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I could fuck to npr.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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