I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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