But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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