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• (301): View more from Maryland

  When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

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  New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...

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  ...i wondered where i left that...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.

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  What other scale is there?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Boobs speak an international language.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.

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