Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sponge bath it is.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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