When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Boobs speak an international language.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.