If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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