is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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