I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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