I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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