i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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