Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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