i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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