everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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