i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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