I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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