Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it because I queefed?
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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