But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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