Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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