So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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