So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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