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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa

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oh sweet, sweet irony

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(901): View more from Tennessee

oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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(740): View more from Ohio

you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(541): View more from Oregon

apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny

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(863): View more from Florida

you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...

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