Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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