I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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