is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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