scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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