Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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