It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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