That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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