glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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